Derpy Show :: Episode 40 :: Return of the Derp

HOLY CRAP! THEY’RE BACK? Where have they been? What have they been doing? Why are 3D food printers so lame? Is Oculus now doomed to suck? Why did Neofaust buy Elder Scrolls Online? How often do people get killed on Disney rides? Is this summary going to be all questions? What does a Brazillian guarana drink taste like? WTF is boR’s Body Hacks? Is Hearthstone worth playing? Will we see sex robots in our lifetime, or will we be stuck with teledildonics? Are these questions all just rhetorical?

Derpy Show :: Episode 39 :: The Derpy Road Show
Hop in and buckle up! This week the Derpy Show crew luresCap from Nerdy Show into one of their vehicles with the promise of savory treats. Pizza Burgers are what’s on the menu, but what kind of unholy fusion have they discovered? After they throw Cap out of the car, MissTerri Guest needs to be picked up from work, but they don’t let that stop the derp! DJ Snorlax muses on the length of introductions vs the quality of the movie, and brings us back and tells the tale of the true origin of Shadow Ball Gyration. And be sure to stay tuned for another installment of “Texts from boR’s Mom” and the mouse who puked backwards. Brought to you by “RoboJoe-capella!”
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Derpy Show :: Episode 39 :: The Derpy Road Show

Hop in and buckle up! This week the Derpy Show crew luresCap from Nerdy Show into one of their vehicles with the promise of savory treats. Pizza Burgers are what’s on the menu, but what kind of unholy fusion have they discovered? After they throw Cap out of the car, MissTerri Guest needs to be picked up from work, but they don’t let that stop the derp! DJ Snorlax muses on the length of introductions vs the quality of the movie, and brings us back and tells the tale of the true origin of Shadow Ball Gyration. And be sure to stay tuned for another installment of “Texts from boR’s Mom” and the mouse who puked backwards. Brought to you by “RoboJoe-capella!”

boR predicts a Star Wars reboot by JJ Abrams

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This is how I imagine a JJ Abrams Star Wars Episode IV reboot:  Han Solo is chased back through time by Boba Fett’s angry “son” (who is a clone and angry about his “dad” being killed by a sarlacc). Timmy Fett of course overshoots Han by 15 years and hangs out on Tatooine for that 15 years until he finds Old Han convincing Luke to come with him in the Millenium Falcon 2.0. Timmy Fett destroys Tatooine, Han and Luke destroy the death star before it blows up Alderaan. Old Han dies in a blaster duel, and since Luke has never met Obi Wan, Old Han appears to Luke as a force ghost instead. Darth Vader has an upgraded suit that looks like a futuristic version of Bane’s mask, and he is played by Seth Rogan. Having been posted on the Super Star Destroyer insted of the Death Star, Vader forms a temporary alliance with Luke in order to deal with the threat of Timmy. Together they trick him into flying into a black hole. Immediately after, Vader double crosses Luke, Luke narrowly escapes down a garbage chute and flies off in the upgraded Millenium Falcon with all of the re-cast characters, including Jar-Jar’s son, Can-Can. To make it super long ago and far away feeling, throughout the entire movie you are blinded by lens flares.

Be sure to check out our previous Disney Star Wars prediction.

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Derpy Show :: Episode 38 :: What’s The Upcharge?

Strap in and lube up, but make sure your wallet is full, because there may be hidden upgrade fees! This week boR wonders what the up-charge is for various prostitute related upgrades. Later, Neofaust attempts to reinvent the wheel to come up with a scheme for hacking Ingress, and the gang discusses the current state of YouTube and “Let’s Play” gamer video creator’s loss of revenue. Don’t miss our discussions on DJ Snorlax line dancing, MissTerri Guest’s obsession with “Game of Derp“, an unhealthy browsing habit (/r/popping), and of course the hijinks at Nelson Mandela’s funeral. All this, plus Phil The Content, on this week’s exciting episode of Derpy Show.

Derpy Show :: Episode 37 :: 50 Shades of Herp(ies)
Derparinos, as you are tuning in, Derpy Show has hit a new low. Welcome to the crappiest episode ever! You’ll hear colonically stimulating discussions on the pros and cons of Kings, both big and small as well as God Babies and the finer points of world-between linking. Join us as boR explains the difference between clones and colognes while DJ Snorlax fawns over an Octopus with a 12-2 psychic record and The Dirty Hipster aruges with Robojoe about the proper way to read 50 Sades of Herp(ies). You won’t want to miss Neofaust’s concussion-caused delusions on this extra-intestinal episode of Derpy Show.
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Derpy Show :: Episode 37 :: 50 Shades of Herp(ies)

Derparinos, as you are tuning in, Derpy Show has hit a new low. Welcome to the crappiest episode ever! You’ll hear colonically stimulating discussions on the pros and cons of Kings, both big and small as well as God Babies and the finer points of world-between linking. Join us as boR explains the difference between clones and colognes while DJ Snorlax fawns over an Octopus with a 12-2 psychic record and The Dirty Hipster aruges with Robojoe about the proper way to read 50 Sades of Herp(ies). You won’t want to miss Neofaust’s concussion-caused delusions on this extra-intestinal episode of Derpy Show.

Derpy Show :: Episode 36 :: Tainted Souls

On this exciting episode of Derpy Show, DJ Snorlax explains why he doesn’t like The Boondock Saints, boR thinks he has the origins of Capsule Corp figured out, RoboJoe goes down to Georgia, MissTerri Guest has a tainted soul that must be purged, and almost everyone gets freaked out by spooky happenings. The gang also derps around regarding The Shining, Ouija Boards, selling your soul to the devil, special effects, and probably a thing or two that I’m just not going to tell you about here. Stop reading this and go listen already.

Derpy Show :: Episode 35 :: Derpy Show Gets Busted

This year for Derp-O-Ween, the gang summons forth a most ghoulish host for your listening pleasure, until the Central Florida Ghostbusters kick in the door and ruin all the fun! Having no better ideas, DJ Snorlax, boR, and Neofaust invite the Ghostbusters to hang out and derp with them. Together they learn about apparition jurisdiction, the first two rules of Salty Bets, sex robots, who would win in a cyborg vs mutant war, and Pumpkin Clerics. Later, the Derpy Show crew gets their jobs taken, and then does some investigative journalism and uncovers the secret plans of the Christmas Creep. Will Neofaust form a proper joke? Can the guys understand Kanye and Kim? Find out on this spooktacular episode of Derpy Show!

Goth Chat - Necrofaust’s Wake — Derpy Show — (Goth Talk Parody)

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Starring:
boR as Nether-boR
MissTerri Guest as Venifica Lunarum
DJ Snorlax as Count Vizagoth
Neofaust as Necrofaust
RoboJoe as Jock Brother
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Derpy Show :: Episode 34 :: SteaMosDef

What is that creature lurking in the shadows? Where did it come from? What does it want?!
On this herptastic episode of Derpy Show, a wild Gargle-Mel appears and terrorizes the neighborhood. The gang discusses the newly announced SteamOS and Steam Game Pad. Will these revelations elevate the PC Master Race to new heights? DJ Snorlax gets all worked up about food hacks and indulges in a McGangbang. Later, Neofaust may cause a new obsession in all of us when he talks about the benefits of cold brewed coffee. All this and probably some other stuff, on this week’s Derpy Show!
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